funny sms in urdu

funny sms in urdu 



pathan ghar se nikla imdad lene k liye
tu dekha lambi katar lagi huvi hai
pathan wahin gir k behosh hogaya
jab 4 ghante k bad pathan ko hosh
aaya tu zor zor se chilane laga
bachao bachao ye kambkhat
mujhe mar dale ga jab 10 minut
tak koi nahi aaya tu pathan ne
khiraki se fataak se jump lagaya
ghataak se neeche aaya pathan
ne kaha shukar hai allah ka
main aun se bach gaya
logon ne pocha kon tumhain
maar raha tha pathan ne kaha
sala machar